~ Larua K. Blessa ~ The pseudonym for the usually blonde haired, blue eyed, extremely pale author of this site. I am an eighteen year old, first year nursing major.
Friends from Home:
~ Alexis ~ Member of Mullet Nation whose diary can be found here Alexis acts like she’s our mother, but in a good way. Oh yeah, and we also like to pretend that she’s married to Peter (see below). Also referred to as Lex, Lexy and Lexi (I really should pick a spelling, shouldn’t I?)
~ Beth ~ The shyest of my friends, but probably the sweetest. Her diary can be found here Is noted in Mullet Nation for having a pretend affair with Peter (see below), and breaking up the fake marriage of Peter and Alexis (see above).
~ Bindel ~ A friend of mine whose diary can be found here He is like the male version of me, except people like him better. Probably because he’s not as bitchy as I am. He goes to the same college as me, and lives in the next building over from me, but I know him from home, so in this category he’ll stay
~ Bob ~ A mooch and a snoop, yet he’s so entertaining than none of us seem to care. And how is it that he can wear jeans and a jean jacket in the middle of summer? Just one of the many mysteries that surrounds our Bob-O.
~ Bryan ~ Boyfriend of Shawn (see below) and all around cool person to know. He does a dead-on impression of me.
~ Chris ~ Percussion member and one of my friends I gained through Tim (see below). We love him for fueling my Billy Joel obsession. He has an extremely sick sense of humor, but he is a good guy and a good friend. Just don’t leave small children around him.
~ Ian ~ Keep away from small children. His humor and perverted-ness is worse than that of Chris (see above), but he is still entertaining. Just be very very careful.
~ Josh L. ~ Extremely humorous boy who I met through Katie (see below) and Jazz/Marching Band. Is a Cedar Point expert.
~ Julia ~ One of my friends who moved to Seattle two years ago, yet she still manages to sneak onto this diary. Very tricky, that girl.
~ Kati ~ Friend through Choir and Jazz/Marching Band. Humorous, and probably the reason I survived seventh period last year. Very good to have around on the Cat in the Hat ride.
~ Katie ~ Member of Mullet Nation and all-around sweetie. If ever you were to know a girl next door-type, she would be it. She doesn’t have a diary, but we love her anyway.
~ Katy ~ Mullet Nation member whose diary can be found here. Smart and witty, not to mention talented. Also referred to as Kates.
~ Kenny ~ Someone who started out as just one of Tim’s friends and is now one of my better friends. Musical, insightful and a good person to cheer you up.
~ Peter ~ Older brother of Tim (see below) and fellow member of Mullet Nation. Despite the amount of teasing we put him through, he is a decent guy, and I owe him for setting me up with Tim.
~ Rachel ~ Mullet Nation member whose diary can be found here Probably my best friend, I’ve known her since we were six years old. Possesses long red hair, a 98 pound frame, and an amazing swearing capacity. Also known as Ficto-Hulk, Rach, and Lard Ass.
~ Seka ~ Our foreign Mullet Nation groupie whose diary can be found here She observes life, makes funny comments about it, and is the world’s first atheist Minister. Oh yeah, and she shared one shoe with an entire village in the old country…
~ Shawn ~ Awesome girl who I became friends with during senior year through choir and as lab partners in Anatomy.
~ Taylor ~ Friend through Barnstormers (see below) and now, a shared love for chocolate pudding. A very funny and perceptive person, I usually talk to him through IM.
~ Tim ~ My boyfriend since October 2001. Insanely blonde, insanely smart, and let’s face it, just a little bit insane. You can find this drummer boy tapping on everything. Also referred to as Timothy, Timmy, The Tim and Freakshow.
College:
~ Amy B. ~ Lives next door with Katie L. (see below). She’s known for her random thoughts during dinner. She can be annoying, but she’s usually pretty funny.
~ Amy S. ~ This girl is frickin hilarious and I’m going to miss her when she transfers next year. She has every movie ever made and once set off the fire alarm when she forgot to add water to her Easy Mac.
~ Danette ~ My roommate. I’m not really sure how to describe her except to say that we both get along. She frequently says “geezy cow,” a phrase that I have picked up on using, in case you hadn’t noticed.
~ Emily ~ Lives next door with Tara (see below). Is extremely perky, friendly and cute, one of those types that you just can’t hate. She’s also the president of A-house, so she’s your link if you want something done.
~ Jess ~ Lives down the hall from me, and often comes to dinner with us.
~ Katie B.~ Lives with Amy S. (see above), has a ton of hair, eats constantly, and is incredibly skinny. No wonder she kind of reminds me of Rachel (see Home Friends), but just looks-wise.
~ Katie L.~ Lives next door with Amy B. (see above). Katie is my closest friend here, and we like to pass the time by watching Jeopardy and NBC’s Thursday night Must-See-TV. I want to take her home to Mullet Nation. Also referred to as Kizzle and Ice Cream Cone.
~ Laura R. ~ Lives down the hall with Lauren (see below). We’re a lot a like, but unfortunately, we don’t get to hang out very often. She has a thing for Jack Handey.
~ Lauren ~ Laura R’s roommate and cousin of Liam. Small world, isn’t it? Lauren’s adorable and has an excellent sense of humor.
~ Rachel C. ~ Another nursing major who lives just down the hall. It’s nice to have someone to complain to, and ask stupid Chemistry questions.
~ Tara ~ Emily’s roommate, which means she lives next door. She comes over a lot to study or hang out with Danette (see above). I like her, even if she does have a Britney Spears obsession.
Other People:
~ Billy Joel ~ Piano man whose music I am addicted to. Really, it’s a bit unhealthy, actually.
~ Dad ~ My dad. Need I say more?
~ Dr. D. ~ My orthopedist who performed both of my knee surgeries. I’m grateful on those counts, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a knife-happy, non-punctual, spaced-out person who is constantly shaking my hand.
~ Gannon ~ The advisor of Barnstormers (see below) who I complained about a lot my senior year. Maybe I would have had some better things to say if he had actually put me in shows.
~ Grandma K. ~ Mother of Alexis (see above) who is just cool.
~ Kristen ~ My sister who is five years older than me. She lives two hours away, so I like to see her when I can.
~ Michael Cavanaugh: My secret famous boyfriend who sings all of Billy Joel’s songs in “Movin’ Out” – We love him!
~ Mom ~ My mom who is a lot like me. We’re fairly close. She may or may not kill my father someday. We’re looking into it.
~ Maskow ~ Former high school band director. Corny, and a bit unjust, but I probably complained about him the least out of any of us.
~ Moxy Fruvous ~ Canadian band that I love. Sad to say, I think they’re officially broken up now
~ Mrs. Smith ~ My crazed former Anatomy teacher who ate puppies for dessert. Well, maybe the last part isn’t true, but she is the devil incarnate
~ Mullet Man ~ Man with a neon yellow shirt and a waist-length mullet that Katy and I spotted at the Clinic in the summer of 2001.
~ Psycho Man ~ Man we spotted outside my house, talking to the sky.
~ Shithead Eric ~ The jerk at Panera who cheated me out of a job the summer before college. It is my goal to return there one day, bagel filled uzi in hand, and impale him on his own bagel slicer.
Misc:
~ Academic House ~ The dorm that I live in
~ Barnstormers ~ The high school drama club I was an officer of that contained a lot of drama.
~ Brittany ~ Tim’s dog who hates me with an undying passion
~ Burn the Burnshire ~ You know, when you burn the burnshire.
~ Caribou ~ A coffee place that we frequent.
~ Chocolate Cake ~ Chris (see above) made up a story that revolved around me offering him a piece of this scrumptious dish and then doing some inappropriate things in a bowl of pudding. While none of this true, chocolate cake will never be the same again.
~ Cordie ~ My kidney-stealing alter-ego that appears whenever we’re striking a set for Barnstormers (see above).
~ Durpshire ~ The worst thing you can be.
~ Ficto-Hulk ~ What Rachel (see above) turns into when people lick her pop cans. Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry
~ Four Dollar Tuesday ~ Discount movie night at the theater I work at. I hate it because all the cheap people come, wanting their complimentary water and free popcorn.
~ Garlic Toast ~ The best meal ever that Alexis (see above) and I bought in the lunch room whenever it appeared.
~ Gorm ~ A toy figurine who became part of the group after Alexis (see above) found him in the backseat of my mother’s car.
~ The Hulk ~ A bad movie. An excellent ride in Islands of Adventure
~ Imaginary Naked Game ~ Game created by Chris and Tim (see above) back in February 2001 when they still annoyed the hell out of me. It is played by pretending yourself and everyone around you is naked. It can also be paired with the Imaginary Stick Throwing Contest, which is…Well, you get the idea.
~ It Hoppens ~ It just does.
~ Kung Fu ~ Something I know
~ Larua-Hulk ~ My crime fighting alter-ego.
~ Larua-ism ~ Any quote of mine that was a result of me not thinking before I speak, and results in me making a sick comment.
~ Marathons ~ When Mullet Nation (see below) gets together and watches movies. And by “watch,” I mean “talk all the way through” movies.
~ Mullet Nation ~ Our fake band which has basically turned into a bunch of movie watching. Started out with the core members of myself, Rachel, Katy, Peter, Tim, Beth, Alexis Katie, and our groupie Seka, but has since morphed and expanded.
~ My Left Knee ~ Exploded while playing football. Put together again by Dr. D (see above). Caused me to have surgery and be on crutches for seven weeks in Fall 2002, therefore causing me to go a little nuts. Got better. Had to have the pins taken out of it. Started hurting. Then went to PT. I am not a big fan of my knee.
~ Naught Animal Crackers ~ Two animal crackers that were fused together in a rather inappropriate position. Discovered by Kristen (see above), who also made a lovely song about them.
~ Nink Nink Wudge Wudge ~ A partial “Wink wink, nudge nudge”
~ Oscar ~ The guy whose photo appears on all the advertisements for the Marines. We became a bit obsessed with him back in sophomore year.
~ The Pina Colada Song ~ The best song ever which I like to blast out my windows while driving down the street. A song so bad that it becomes good.
~ Twenty Minutes ~ An amount of time you can get a lot done within
~ Veritable ~ Very table.
~ Walri ~ The plural of walrus. Tell your friends.
~ Zeke ~ My plastic penguin whom Bindel has taken a liking to. A must-have at all parties.
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